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My office friend was telling me he very worried his children school exam. This year one boy is streaming, one girl is PSLE. he stress until want to vomit blood and die.

I told him don't so stress, you see me? I never study simi lan cheow degree, also ok what!

He said, your time and my time not the same. Now is all paper. Now the PSLE is so hard, even the poobor teacher who set the question also can make mistake, draw the triangle and square wrongly. And if the children young young don't do their study well, is be hong kan liao. Big already the gahmen will tell them go and do $800 job. So that's why he stress, he said.

Maybe thats why nowadays married people only fuck but never have baby (some couple stress until don't even fuck). Think of the baby big already have to kena so stress from exam and economy, better not to let the siao shoot the egg.

If I am the egg, I also dowan come out. Come out and see the dengue, see the bird flu, suunamee, earthquake and Primary 3 streaming exam, the egg will also say fuck this world motherbackside lah, I stay inside better.

Talk about exam, I read the newspaper and cheebye lah, Singapore only get 5th prize in whole world corruption exam.

KNNBCCB we lose to this four country:

-Danmark (they make the sibei good to eat butter cookie)
-New Zeeland (got more fucking sheep than human people)
-Finsland (they make the Nokia phone and their snow is like our Singapore sun, nonstop one)
-Icedland (there got no people, only polar bear, penguin, and one singer her cheebye name I cannot pronounce)

Our minister salary make high is to so that there is no corruption. So how come we is not be first prize hah? How come we is not be get 100 fucking marks? No 一百分? The other four country that beat us also got no minister earn more than our minister. How come they can win us this world corruption exam ah?

Must be we normal Singaporean fault that Singapore never get first prize. Our gahmen is 一百分 pure and white virgin cheebye one, but maybe is because we normal Singaporean got some get FAIL in corruption. Then pull the mark down, make Singapore never get first. Fucking normal Singaporean! Take bribe and make until Singapore only get 5th prize.

Maybe must make the pay of normal Singaporean high high also. Then normal Singaporean will not so easy get bribe. Hahahaha!!!

You know why Singapore got so few corruption? Because corruption is need human to do one and Singapore only got robot. Singapore got the most 听话 and bestest robot worker in the world, that is why we must get the angmoh come here and be the human to think. Singapore also got many animal, because we Do Cow Do Horse. Cow and horse also won't kena bribe one. (My horse is not the same, is for fucking not for working, hahahahaha!!!!)

Actually I don't mind here corruption so low. Not like other country, KNN, like Malaysia and Indon, every fuck thing also must pay bribe. What to do, they have many poor people and they is used to it liao. But Singapore the no corruption pattern must pay until very expensive then can get, I think.

Anyway Singaporean must be happy. See? Newspaper come out shout got many many new job. Gahmen announce the June got 2.3 million people got job ok? It is like magic! Lightning come down from the sky and Singapore kena got job! It is call the Election Ai Lai Liao Good News Report! Newspaper sit in lorry use microphone shout this good news to you!

Then my PAP MP also send letter give me say he want to come my house and ask me my problem. My MP is so love me! Even though I never vote him (my block is walkover one)! Five year see you one time! Sorry paisei please wait I clean my house nice nice for you first, ok? Wipe all the sperm from my floor and TV first.

I think Singapore gahmen like to get 100 marks too much. Everything also like to get 100 cheebye marks. Airport 100 marks. Ship port 100 marks. Even election also must want to get high high marks.

Die die also must be the top school party. Just pass is not enough even though just pass is consider win already. Cannot give some marks to other school people issit?

Ok lah, other school people is not wear the pure and white virgin cheebye shirt one, but they also want to help Singaporean what. Ok, some of them are blur fuck monkey idiot who wear slipper and say waste time things, but got many of them is normal people who just want to try and give Singaporean another voice.

Sometime I think the Opposition party is like the lousy school those EM3 student and the PAP is like the RI student (RI is stand for Raffle Instantuition). The EM3 student try how hard also cannot win the RI student one. All the best teacher and all the best school building and all the best student is give to the RI school one. RI school how to fucking lose?

EM3 student get 50 marks for exam, RI student will get 70 marks. EM3 student get 70 marks, RI student will get 100 marks. EM3 student get 100 marks, RI student will nabei get 110 marks!!!

Then when sports contest time, EM3 school send one sports champion , the RI genius school will send 5-man team. Sorry, this event only can 5-man team then you can join one. Your EM3 one-man show must go and fuck spider. Other school also don't have 5-man team, so walkover lor! Automatic win.

But gahmen tell us, this RI school student party is very important because we must have the most smart student to be the country boss. Then the rest of the Singaporean, the EM3, Normal and ITE school Singaporean who are not Elite-Genius-Super-Long-Lan-Cheow stream people can have their normal job. Only Elite-Genius-Super-Long-Lan-Cheow people know how to make job magicly come out. So don't complain.

One Elite-Genius-Super-Long-Lan-Cheow school is enough. No need go and vote those Ah Tur Ah Kow in. They not good enough to be your gahmen. If their brain is really the smart enough, they will be in our Elite-Genius-Super-Long-Lan-Cheow school long ago liao.

Who call them mother egg father sperm not strong enough?